This Florida Man
By Kelly Eyer
Keep It Weird My Friends
Hello everyone, this is the president of the SOR beard club, with not so much of a news story, more of a commentary on life in general. You see, I hate the word “Normal,” not to make fun, but it just seems too “Tan Pants” for me. I love the weird. I love everything that makes your brain think. I have been a proud weird guy since I was first able to start remembering things, which was when my dad was stationed in Ft. Campbell, Kentucky.
My teachers apparently never thought anything of the pictures that I drew with oddly egg-shaped aircraft in them. In hindsight, I believe they were just helicopters we could see from the backyard of our base housing. However, all through school the kids always made fun, and I couldn’t understand why. I always thought they were weird because they were trying to be like each other, and it drove me nuts. The world would flat out suck if everyone was the same.