Deputies Searching For Man Caught On Camera Stealing Cat Blood From Clinic

Deputies in Florida are searching for man caught on camera stealing cat blood from a clinic. No reason known for the theft. https://hosted.ap.org/summitdaily/article/a12d350b0202d0416ea91952b66d98b8/deputies-searching-man-who-stole-cat-blood-clinic (Photo courtesy of ClickOrlando)
Naked Florida Man Tells Deputies He’s Batman

Naked Florida Man tells deputies he is Batman. https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/trending/naked-florida-man-tells-deputies-hes-batman/YHEZQLR6TZGZ7AQC5LV4NURC4U/ (Photo courtesy of WPXI.com)
Deputies Waited Hours For Coroner To Arrive And Inspect Body Of Dead Woman, Only To Find It Was Sex Doll

Georgia deputies who waited hours for coroner to arrive and inspect body of dead woman by railroad tracks, were shocked to learn it was a sex doll. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8527255/Deputies-waited-coroner-inspect-body-shocked-learn-sex-doll.html (Photo courtesy of Liberty County Sheriff’s Office)
Florida Deputies Respond To Reported Cries For Help; Find Parrot Instead

Florida deputies find cries for help actually are coming from a 40 year old parrot, just enjoying the day. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/01/06/Deputies-discover-cries-for-help-were-coming-from-playful-parrot/7871578332785/ (Photo courtesy of Teller Report)
Ohio Deputies Chase Loose Pig, Named Wilbur, Around Yard

Deputies chase loose pig around Ohio yard, using apples. They finally wrangle him into a barn, and learn his name is Wilbur. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/12/05/Loose-pig-leads-deputies-on-chase-around-Ohio-yard/5021575562283/ (Photo courtesy of UPI)