Florida Man Assaults Acquaintance In McDonald’s With Machete

Florida Man arrested for machete attack inside McDonalds. It is reported he and the victim knew each other. https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2020/02/11/florida-man-arrested-for-machete-attack-inside-mcdonalds/amp/ (Photo courtesy of Pinellas Park Police)

Florida Man Wanted For Selling Meth Tries To Escape Police By Hiding Underwater; Is Arrested When He Comes Up For Air

Florida Man is not Rambo. Wanted for selling meth, Florida Man tried to escape police by hiding underwater in a pond, but was arrested when he came up for air. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/supernumbernotrambo-man-36-wanted-for-selling-meth-attempts-movie-stunt-escape-from-cops-by-hiding-underwater-in-a-pond-and-is-arrested-when-he-comes-up-for-air/ar-BBZ9Wxq (Photo courtesy of Suwannee Sheriff’s Office)

Florida Man Arrested For Getting Into Argument And Shoving Girlfriend To Ground While Watching Impeachment Hearings

Florida Man gets into dispute with his girlfriend while watching Trump impeachment hearings on TV. Things heated up, and he shoved her to the ground, scraping her knee. He was arrested; his girlfriend’s impact statement said this should never happen again. https://www.google.com/amp/s/people.com/crime/florida-man-allegedly-shoved-woman-to-the-ground-after-dispute-over-trump-impeachment-hearings/amp/ (Photo courtesy of Manatee County Sheriff’s Office)