Seattle Man Arrested After High Speed Chase; Claims He Was Teaching Pit Bull To Drive

Seattle man claiming to teach his pet pit bull to drive arrested after high speed chase on Interstate 5. https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/crime/man-claiming-to-teach-pit-bull-to-drive-arrested-after-high-speed-chase-troopers-say/ (Photo courtesy of CNN.com)
InfoWars, Alex Jones, Arrested In Texas For DWI
InfoWars, Alex Jones, arrested in Texas on DWI charge. https://www.foxnews.com/media/alex-jonesinfowars-arrested-charged-dwi-texas (Photo courtesy of Travis County Jail)
Florida Man Assaults Acquaintance In McDonald’s With Machete

Florida Man arrested for machete attack inside McDonalds. It is reported he and the victim knew each other. https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2020/02/11/florida-man-arrested-for-machete-attack-inside-mcdonalds/amp/ (Photo courtesy of Pinellas Park Police)
Florida Man Arrested For Shining Laser Pointer At Planes, Temporarily Blinding Pilots

Florida Man arrested for flashing a laser pointer at planes, temporarily blinding pilots. https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-flashing-laser-pointer-planes-temporarily-blinding-pilot-police-say (Photo courtesy of Fox News)
Tokyo Man Arrested For Deliberately Leaving Father’s Cremated Remains In Subway Restroom

Tokyo man arrested for deliberately leaving father’s cremated remains in subway station’s restroom. https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/21/asia/japan-arrest-father-remains-intl-hnk/index.html (Photo courtesy of cnn.com)
Florida Man Wanted For Selling Meth Tries To Escape Police By Hiding Underwater; Is Arrested When He Comes Up For Air

Florida Man is not Rambo. Wanted for selling meth, Florida Man tried to escape police by hiding underwater in a pond, but was arrested when he came up for air. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/supernumbernotrambo-man-36-wanted-for-selling-meth-attempts-movie-stunt-escape-from-cops-by-hiding-underwater-in-a-pond-and-is-arrested-when-he-comes-up-for-air/ar-BBZ9Wxq (Photo courtesy of Suwannee Sheriff’s Office)
Naked Muddy Florida Man Arrested After Punching Deputy And Biting K-9 Ear

Nude Florida Man, who was covered in mud, arrested after punching Deputy and biting K-9’s ear. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newsweek.com/florida-man-nude-bites-police-dog-1479879%3famp=1 (Photo courtesy of Dayton Daily News)
Colorado Bank Robber Who Threw Cash In Air Shouting Merry Christmas Has Been Arrested

Colorado Springs bank robber who threw cash in air while shouting “Merry Christmas” has been arrested. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7825819/Colorado-bank-robber-throws-cash-air-shouting-Merry-Christmas.html (Photo courtesy of Colorado Springs Police Department)
Florida Man Arrested For Passing Out Weed Because It’s Christmas

Florida Man arrested for passing out weed, because it’s Christmas. https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41489134/florida-man-passes-out-marijuana-because-it-was-christmas (Photo courtesy of WGHP)
Florida Man Arrested For Getting Into Argument And Shoving Girlfriend To Ground While Watching Impeachment Hearings

Florida Man gets into dispute with his girlfriend while watching Trump impeachment hearings on TV. Things heated up, and he shoved her to the ground, scraping her knee. He was arrested; his girlfriend’s impact statement said this should never happen again. https://www.google.com/amp/s/people.com/crime/florida-man-allegedly-shoved-woman-to-the-ground-after-dispute-over-trump-impeachment-hearings/amp/ (Photo courtesy of Manatee County Sheriff’s Office)